If the relationship of

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi bivi chahye?

Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi bivi chahye?
Beta: Chaand jaisi.
Baap: Itni Khoobsurat?
Beta: nahin, Aisi jo raat ko aaey, Aur subah chali jaey.

Thanks for being there through the tears,

Thanks for being there through the tears,
Laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Fathers Day

Father's Day SMS Chit Chat SMS

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day.

The Most Unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students
Exams – socha na tha,
Classes – kabhi kabhi,
Question papers – na tum jano na hum,
Copying – yaarana,
Maths2 – asambhav,
Maths1 – mission impossible,
Environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya hai

A golden message for youngsters.

A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!

Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90%

Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?

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